worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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