Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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