At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
How naked do you want me to be?
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