Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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