real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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