There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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