thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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