Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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