If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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