well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
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I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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