I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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