She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
The struggles of a small town man whore
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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