Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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