This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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