Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I wish you could order shots online.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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