i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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