what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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