That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Randomize
