i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Green mimosas i think yes
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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