get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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