put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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