his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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