Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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