But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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