is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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