If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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