If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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