physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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