i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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