Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm passing your future prison.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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