oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
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We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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