Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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