just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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