I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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