I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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