I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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