: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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