DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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