so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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