you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Sorry about my life...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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