Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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