U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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