at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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