My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
your thong is hanging out like whoa
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
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I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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