a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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