i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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