I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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