I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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