i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
i black out too much to be "responsible"
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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