im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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