We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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