And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
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Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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