my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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