You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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